Firimituri – Septembrie 2009

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Am terminat cu Teletubbies, Pingu si Pocoyo si ascult The Smiths pe repeat. Incurcate sunt caile mustului fermentat, oh, Lord.

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“We need you to prove you’re human. Please click continue to video to prove you’re not a robot. We mean no offense to any part robot part human entity bent on controling the world.”

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m-am intors dintr-un loc minunat unde lumea ma striga ‘mirabela’ si se purtau discutii profunde despre anticonceptionalele pentru pisici.

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vreau sa sar coarda si sa ling bezele roz!

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m-a intrebat un baiat turc azi daca ma cheama “sfantul mariana”

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ia uite ce zice dictionarul urban de numele meu: ramona – crazy type of woman who likes to control men. mainly used in kent, england.
also: ramona – a boring town with cow poop and all. don’t forget the chicken poop.

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tocmai era sa fiu calcata de o masina neagra pe care scria PMS Security!

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