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“February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February.” — Lemony Snicket
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“Childhood was terrifying for me. A kid has no control. You’re 3 feet tall, flat broke, unemployed, and illiterate.” Mary Karr, The Art of Memoir No. 1, interviewed by Amanda Fortini, published in The Paris Review no. 191 (Winter 2009).
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Străbunică de 95 de ani în fața Skype-ului: ,,Fată, dar parcă-i aici!”.
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Te trezești la 5, deschizi televizorul: “Erupțiile lui Fuego”. #vulcanic
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“stillborn” trebuie să fie cel mai trist cuvânt din limba engleză.
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Click on a pindrop to see the Tom Waits lyric associated with the location: tomwaitsmap.com
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“That’s how we stay young these days: murder and suicide.” ― Eugène Ionesco, Man With Bags
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Am auzit și primul sughiț de pisică.
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Te uiți la mâna cu care dai clickclickclick și vrei să sufli un fir de păr care te gâdilă, dar descoperi o furnică vie printre alunițe.
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11.50: Le șpriț de l’escalier.
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Fun: googlefeud.com
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Check how many records were made in a certain color: predominant.ly
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“Housewarming party” in French: • Pendaison de crémaillère •
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Betty Draper îmi amintește de Gabriela Firea. Man, I cannot stand her.
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Singurul lucru care-mi place la Kramer: cămășile lui. Le vreau.
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On dads: “Once a man has children, for the rest of his life, his attitude is, ‘To hell with the world, I can make my own people’.” Seinfeld
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Hainele mele de stat prin casă sunt rochițe vechi sau tricouri largi. Ale lui sunt sănucumvasă-miarunciastacândfacicurat!
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Gluten Free Museum is a Tumblr dedicated to painstakingly removing all gluten products from famous works of art: glutenimage.tumblr.com
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An Instagram generated font typetodesign.com
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Endless Horse, I’m weird and I love you: endless.horse
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